Dear Bagels on Broadway,
Anyone who has lived in Missoula for any small amount of time probably knows that you make delicious and pretty affordable bagels.
This is why it pains/disturbs me to learn that you have resorted to creating a not-at-all-clever "Twas the Night Before Christmas" type radio advertisement. It is completely unnecessary.
Chelsey: A Concerned Missoulian
you totally should.